“We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars….more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.” C.S. Lewis
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.” Golda Meir
“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued.” Bill Dane
“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.” Mark Twain
“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself.” Tom Wilson
“I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.” Rita Rudner
“I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” Phyllis Diller
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” Robert Orben
“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking about us at all.” Ann Landers
“When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I am labelled senile.” George Burns
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” Larry Lorenzo
“I was thinking about how old people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and it dawned on me…..they’re cramming for their final exam.” George Carlin
“As I get older, my idea of strenuous exercise is a brisk sit.” Gayla Kalp Jackson
