1. Ladies, don’t forget the Rummage Sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
2. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
3. The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.
4. Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the church help.
5. Miss Harriet Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
6. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we do have a nursery downstairs.
7. Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the church choir. They need all the help they can get!
8. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
9. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want to remember.
10. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
*Rick Barkley was very shy. He decided to join Toastmasters to give him confidence. The first meeting, he drew his topic for extemporaneous speaking out of the hat and drew “Sex.”
When it came his turn, he was so nervous that he just blabbed everything he ever knew about sex including sex with his wife. When he got home, his wife asked him how the meeting went and what did he speak about? He told her his topic was “Sailing.”
The next day, the wife met a fellow Toastmaster in Church. He told her that her husband gave a great speech last night. She said, “Shoot! He doesn’t know anything about it. He has only tried it two times. The first time, he threw up and the second time, his hat blew off!
