What’s the correct answer to the below questions. No cheating! Answers below.
1. According to experts, how can you make an old hen taste like a Spring chicken? Should you (A) soak the hen in vinegar before cooking or (B) massage the chicken for 3 minutes?
2. Who slept longer – (A) Sleeping Beauty or (B) Rip Van Winkle?
3. You’re having a private audience with the Pope. According to the book “Everything Etiquette” (A) would it be okay to ask the Pope what sign he is or (B) would that be tacky?
4. In the nursery rhyme about Little Bo Peep losing her sheep did she (A) finally find them or (B) never did?
5. Benjamin Franklin did this when he was 78-years-old, Did he (A) father a child or (B) invented the Bi-focal lens?
6. You can’t stand your boss and everyone else in your office is taking up a collection for his birthday. Per “Glamour” magazine should you (A) contribute nevertheless or (B) politely refuse?
7. According to the LA Times are you more likely audited for your income tax filing if you (A) send in the return early in January or (B) on April 15th?
8. Bad news: You’ve been stung from a honeybee. Good news: you will survive, but what about the bee. Does he (A) live to see another day or (B) die?
9. On most airlines, the rule of thumb is the plane has one of which for every passengers. Is it (A) restroom or (B) emergency exit?
10. According to Playboy magazine, do women’s sexual fantasies include (A) a male stranger or (B) a famous person.
Answers:
- B
- A (Sleeping beauty slept 100 years, Rip Van Winkle 20 years)
- B
- A
- B
- A
- A (The IRS has less to do in January)
- B
- A
- A
