I’m close to becoming a pet parent for the first time. Now, you might wonder what pet parenthood has to do with wine.
Well, it’s all in a name. I have pretty much decided to get a cat, and its name will be Pinot, as in Pinot Noir, Pinot Gris, or Pinot Blanc (three grape varietals that share a common lineage).
After borrowing a book on winery cats from a friend, I began to ponder what my new cat’s personality might be like. For example, a cat with Pinot Noir tendencies would have a mysterious allure.
It would be complex, subtle, and always keep you guessing. Its purr would be haunting, and it would make you earn every bit of affection:
Think refined, sensitive and high maintenance. It would be affectionate when comfortable but easily unsettled by small changes to its environment.
It would have a finicky palate (only the finest treats, perfectly fresh water, and just the right attention – anything less and you’d be met with disdain). Pinot Noir, like a regal cat, is pure magic, but if you miss the mark, it will remind you why it’s called the heartbreak grape.
A cat with Pinot Gris tendencies would have poised posture, and a calm, discerning gaze. It would always be well-groomed, like a clean, refreshing Pinot Grigio.
Although rarely aggressive, it can surprise you with a flash of wildness, a sudden playful leap or cheeky swipe like a Pinot Gris when it’s made in the Alsatian style (rich, smoky, and spicy). It’s the perfect cat of the wine world because it pairs with a wide range of dishes.
Last, but by no means least, a cat with Pinot Blanc traits would be gentle, playful in bursts, but mostly serene and low maintenance. Think of it as a refreshing alternative to Chardonnay.
It would get along in any household and would “pair” with everyone and never overshadow. There would be no drama. It would be a reliable, loving companion.
As you enjoy your next glass of Pinot, whatever its variety, raise a toast to pet parents everywhere. Cheers!
