Did You Know: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from Las Vegas to Tokyo.
Not to brag, but I just went into the other room and actually remembered why I went in there! It was the bathroom, but still…
When where are young, we sneak out of the house to go to parties. When we’re older we sneak out of parties to go home!
I’m told that there are people in my Sun city community mountain climbing. As for me, I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance!
I’m so old I remember multiplication was called “times tables. “
As you get older, you’ve got to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, “Wow, that’s the fastest I’ve moved in years! “
Saying that I just cleared out some space in the freezer sounds much more productive then I just polished off another pint of ice cream!
I never called him stupid, but when I asked him to spell “orange “and he asked me the fruit or the color, it kind of caught me off guard. No wonder I get most of my exercise these days by shaking my head in disbelief.
And That’s How The Fight Started: Ethel and Fred were sitting on their couch watching TV last month. Suddenly, Ethel heard that she got a text on her phone that she left in the kitchen.
She gets up from the couch and goes to the kitchen to check it. It’s a text from Fred: “please bring the chips on your way back”
And Finally: Last month my friend’s Generation Z grandson told me that his ear hurt. I asked him if the pain was on the inside or outside. So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
Moments like this get me wondering about the future of our country.
