Now that the Holidays are over and your life is back to normal, I am sure many of you are reflecting on your Holiday travel experiences. It is definitely a hassle to travel during the Holidays, but some travelers have a worse time than others.
I found this letter written by a passenger of XXX Airlines that is the funniest travel experience I have ever heard. I want to share it with you. Enjoy!
Dear XXX Airlines,
I am disgusted as I write this note to you about the miserable experience I am having sitting in seat 29E on one of your aircrafts, As you know, this seat is situated directly across from the lavatory. It so close, that I can reach out my left arm and touch the door.
All my senses are being tortured simultaneously. It’s difficult to say what the worst part about sitting in 29E is. Is it the stench of the sanitation fluid that is blown all over my body every 60 seconds when the door opens?
Is it the woosh of the constant flushing? Or is it the passengers asses that seem to fit into my personal space like a pornographic jigsaw puzzle?
I constructed a “stink shield” by shoving one end of a blanket into the overhead compartment. While effective in blocking at least some of the smell, and offering a small bit of privacy, the ass-on-my-body factor has increased.
No matter what evil glare I give, passengers feel free to lean up against my shield. The next ass that touches my shoulder will be the last!
Seat 29E could only be worse if it was inside the bathroom.
I feel like I am bathing in a toilet bowl of blue liquid. I just heard a loud groan. I am filled with a deep hatred for your plane designer.
We are finally descending. I can take down the “stink shield” but the scars will remain. I suggest immediate removal of all 29E seats from all of your aircrafts.
Just leave a smoldering brown hole in its place.
Have a familiar tale? Please write to me and share your worst travel experiences.
