Editor’s Note: With the Las Vegas summer heat in full force, we’ve been asked by numerous readers to replay the following for your amusement. Complain all you want about the unbearable heat; but it is still better than shoveling snow in sub-zero temperatures and arctic wind chills.
June 1st: We just moved to Las Vegas. Now this is a City that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blend together.
What a place! Watched the sunset from the park. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.
June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air conditioned home and drive an air conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I’m turning into a real sun worshipper.
June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.
July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 2 days of work – what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson. I really have to respect the sun in a climate like this.
July 25th: This wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer. And it’s hot as hell!
The home air conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights. $1,200 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
August 4th: It’s 115 freaking degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. I hate this stupid place.
August 8th: If another wise guy cracks: “Hot enough for you today” I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. Will it ever get below 115 again?
August 9th: Tried to run some quick errands. Wore shorts and sat on the car’s leather seat. I thought I was on fire. Lost 2 layers of flesh.
August 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording: “Hot and sunny.” It’s been too hot to do anything for over 2 months and the weatherman says it will really warm up next week. By the way, does it ever rain in this damn desert?
With the water rationing, $2,500 worth of cactus just might dry up. Even a cactus can’t live in this heat.
August 19th: WELCOME TO HELL. Temperature got to 121 today. If I had wanted to live in Death Valley, I would have moved there.
Forgot to crack the window and blew the damned windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said: “Hot enough for you today?” My wife had to spend the $1,200 house payment to bail me out.
If I don’t end up in prison, I’m putting the house up for sale and moving back to Buffalo!
