During this Holiday Season, you might be attending many parties and social events. I was at a bar at an Independent Living Community recently where I attended a party.
Part of the party favors was a pamphlet of bar “pick-up” lines. I thought most of them were great. Some of them made me groan and wonder what idiot would fall for that one!
Anyhow, I wanted to show them to you to help your social life at your Holiday parties.
1. If you were a triangle, you would be acute one.
2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
3. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
4. Is your name Cholesterol? Because you sent my blood pressure skyrocketing!
5. Your last name must be Pfizer because you just stopped my heart
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I come back later?
7. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U
8. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
9. Do you have UPS? Because you are the total package.
10. Are you a Beaver? Because……DAM!
11. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just rocked my world.
12. Oh my God! I was going to wear that same outfit tonight.
13. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.
14. You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
15. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
16. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
17. Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
18. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am feeling a connection.
19. I’m studying to become a Historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.
20. My buddies over there bet I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
